So, when you're having a kiki, you need to have a playlist to keep the party going, right? You need songs for people to dance to. And what better songs to have than the CHARLIE THE UNICORN SONGS? This page is filled with the lyrics for all the songs played in the series.

Candy MountainEdit

Oh when you're down and looking for some cheering up

Then just head right on up to the candy mountain cave

When you get inside you'll find yourself a cheery land

Such a happy and joy filled and perky merry land

They've got lollipops and gummidrops and candy things

Oh so many things that will brighten up your day

It's impossible to wear a frown in candy town

It's the mecca of love the candy cave

They've got jellybeans and coconuts with little hats

Candy rats, chocolate bats, it's a wonderland of sweets

Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band

Candy bells, it's a treat, as they march across the land

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky and to the ground

Turn around, it astounds, it's a dancing candy tree In the candy cave imagination runs so free

So now Charlie please will you go into the cave?

Put A Banana In Your EarEdit

Charlie you look quite down

With your big sad eyes

And your big fat frown

The world doesn't have to be so gray

Charlie when your life's a mess

When your feeling blue

Always in distress

I know what can wash that sad away

All you have to do is

Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)

Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear

It's true (says who?)

So true

Once it's in your gloom will disappear

The bad in the world is hard to hear

When in your ear a banana cheers

So go and put a banana in your ear

Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)

You will never be happy

If you live your life in fear

It's true (says you)

So true

When it's in the skies are bright and clear

Oh, every day of every year

The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere

So go and put a banana in your


Underwater AdventuresEdit

When you’re feeling all alone

The world’s a drone

And nobody’s shown any love to you

(I can't tell if you're adorable or creepy)

When your heart is cold as stone

Just change your tone

Get rid of that groan and the world will too

(I'm probably gonna go with creepy)

‘cause swordfishes, love you

Jellyfishes, love you

Starfish, I LOVE YOU

You know it’s true

Catfishes, love you

Cattlefishes, love you


In the ocean blue

[Rap] Lungfish, blackfish, alligator, icefish

Armorhead, hammerhead, anaconda, flathead

Manta ray, sting ray, fangtooth moray

Goblin shark, grass carp, round river bat ray

Noodlefish, hagfish, man o’ war, ladyfish

Black eel, baby seal, sprat, koi, electric eel

Lamprey, pejeray, yellow-edged moray

Salmon shark, sleeper shark, featherback and eagle ray

Well, you can ignore this plea

That’s fine with me

But one day you’ll see that my words are true

(Please stop singing to me)

And if you find that you agree

I guarantee

That you will soon be feeling the love too

(I can't wait)

‘cause swordfishes, love you

Jellyfishes, love you


You know it’s true

Catfishes, love you

Cattlefishes, love you


In the ocean blue


I am the Millipede

I am amazing

I command you to

gaze upon my face

You'll never find someone

charming as I am

I'm the swankiest bug out in space

I'm a star

I'm a god

I'm a thing to behold

There is none as resplendent as I

With my sleek little legs

and my three hundred eggs

of my majesty none can deny


I am the millipede

I am mysterious

When I vanish

I never leave a trace

You will not find a bug

with such illusions

I'm a creature

of fathomless grace

(Background singers)

Millipede meets allure

Millipede meets couture

Millipede meets grandeur

Millipede meets saviour

Millipede meets mature

Millipede meets so pure

Millipede meets the cure for all lesser breeds

I am the millipede

I am the champion

no one else in the universe

keeps pace

You'll never find someone

quite so enchanting

While I'm here there's

just no second place

I'm a idol

a King

I'm an object of awe

There is none

quite so gleaming as I

I've got glamour to spare

You are right

when you stare

I'm the who, what, when, where, and the why

(Join me!)

I am the millipede

I am astounding

wisdom flows from my personage

like lace

You'll never find some darling as I am

I'm the swankiest

Tutelary pest

Certainly best dressed

Bug out in space!