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What's up? It's Pickles. Leave a message. Hey, I'm calling you back. Oooh, she's been a bitch tonight. And by bitch I mean this rain; no cab, nowhere. So I had to put on the wig, and the heels And the lashes, and the ears, and take the train, to the club And you know the MTA should stand for: Motherfuckers Touching My Ass So then I get to the club Looking like a drowned, harassed rat And I'm greeted, not by Miss Rose at the door But our friend, Johnny Five-O Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party So no fee for me, and I don't even know what's the tea! So I hope you're up girl Because we are all coming over Lock the doors, lower the blinds Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels 'Cause I know exactly what we need

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn And h-h-honey

A kiki is a party, for calming all your nerves We're spilling tea, and dishing just desserts one may deserve And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave So shade that lid and we'll all bid adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn And h-h-honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki This kiki is marvelous

(Work it girl, very liberty, eww, you know girl We were sitting back here just having a kiki)

(Kiki, Soso, Oui Oui, Non Non) [x4]

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, motherfucker I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Dive, turn, work Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn And h-h-honey

Let's have a kiki, I wanna have a kiki Lock the doors, tight Let's have a kiki, hunty, drop her I'm gonna let you have it Let's have a kiki I wanna have a kiki Boots, turn, queen Let's have a kiki We're gonna serve, and work and turn

And h-h-honey

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